While dressed as a knight, I once hit a New Zealand Member of Parliament with a rubber chicken then ran away. I think it was the Minister of Education.
2. What is your nickname?
I’m afraid I never had one!
3. What is your greatest fear?
4. Describe your writing style in ten words.
I like to rhyme, rhyme all the time. It’s sublime!
5. Tell us five positive words that describe you as a writer.
Quirky, funny, happy, bold, bouncy.
6. What book character would you be, and why?
I would be Max, so that I could be king of the Wild Things, and gnash my terrible teeth, and roll my terrible eyes.